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Tiger Dick

A big talker with no follow through. (A tigers dick does not become erect.)

Responding to an arrogant comment. "OK tiger dick."

by BigBoySweetThang October 15, 2023


dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.

Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!

by Boffo1 February 15, 2023


kong dick

A big dick

Ryan has a kong dick

by Kingkong1738yr March 14, 2017


inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.

*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp

by mjhn.no.swag May 2, 2016

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Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.

"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."

by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018


chilli-dicking

Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.

They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.

by mcgruffallo November 13, 2021


Stick-A-Dick

What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)

I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick

by Silvansea August 2, 2022