Big dick. Like BIIIIG dick. I'm talking like too big to deepthroat like this dick is prob 10 inches.
Jerome: My dagger dick finna rip open ur*blank*
*female: then why is ur ruler marked at 2.5 inches?
The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.
“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”
A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
An insult you only say to people you hate the most.
You're such a ken's dick
Dick Bomb. The act of sending your "dick pic" as the first message with someone on a dating site.
Susan: "Gross, this guy on tinder just Dick Bombed me."
Randy: "Really? Let me see the pic..."
The receiving of a random and/or unwanted dick pic.
Friend 1: "Ew! He just sent me a dick pic!"
Friend 2: " HAHA YOU GOT DICK BOMBED!"
The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.
That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.
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