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Dagger Dick

Big dick. Like BIIIIG dick. I'm talking like too big to deepthroat like this dick is prob 10 inches.

Jerome: My dagger dick finna rip open ur*blank*
*female: then why is ur ruler marked at 2.5 inches?

by XXXDESTRUCION May 11, 2019


Dick or Treating

The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.

Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”

by Nom DeWhom October 12, 2023


vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018


Ken's dick

An insult you only say to people you hate the most.

You're such a ken's dick

by yumyum2 May 19, 2021


Dick Bomb

Dick Bomb. The act of sending your "dick pic" as the first message with someone on a dating site.

Susan: "Gross, this guy on tinder just Dick Bombed me."
Randy: "Really? Let me see the pic..."

by Woofhound November 30, 2016


dick bomb

The receiving of a random and/or unwanted dick pic.

Friend 1: "Ew! He just sent me a dick pic!"
Friend 2: " HAHA YOU GOT DICK BOMBED!"

by bonk.b!tch January 26, 2020


Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.

That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.

by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022

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