Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.
Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?
Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.
Back when you had to take your self to the unemployment office in order to file for unemployment the help desk would send you to window "E"
Mike got fired again so he back at window "E"!
Screaming (say with All CAPS alphabet etc.) in email or while chatting, or any electronic form of communication. Can be extended to e-yelling, e-shouting etc...
If your friend writes : "HEY! WHY DIDNT YOU COME YESTERDAY"
You retort: "Hey stop e-screaming! I was sick!"
Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.
Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.
Mf’s like that have the name Chris and have the starting letter of E are those dudes that are complete idiot, it’s like the idiot that you usually laugh at, but they got their heart in the right place, and they’ll be for you in a rough situation
Person 1: hey bro can you run any faster we gotta hurry
Chris E: Bro i can’t i’m sleep depressed
Stands for Electric Taunt. Trying to pick a fight with someone over the internet, which is POINTLESS because you are using a limited form of communication, where proper dissemination of information and dialog in a proper argument is difficult.
e taunts are usually pathetic attempts to garner attention to one self, and often committed by e thugs.
the best way to deal with e taunts is to ignore the e thug and they will most often always go away
ironically, many e taunts are rarely followed up in public, if the avenue for such an interaction were to exist at any time in the future for the parties involved.
e taunts are the ultimate in hypocrisy, and are the preferred method of those with uncontrollable tempers, and cowardices.
Stanley: Can you believe that loser on the snowboard forums?
Chris: He's pretty annoying yeah, every time you make a post he tries to flame you, no matter what you posted. it's as if he's thirsty for attention, and thinks he can push you around.
Stanley: I can't stand e taunts from a sad e thug like him. Ahh well, pass the cheeto's.