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THE YURI ON ICE INTRO SENT DOWN BYE THE GODS 😩😩😩😩
Intro: can you hear my heart beat?
Me: YES YES I CANN
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Euphemism for the situation where one enters into a room catching a man doggy-style with an obese woman. Specifically, the woman clenches in surprise trying to get up while the man suddenly pulls out - he ejaculates upward and flinches. The image is much like one of a man riding a trash can down a wintry street doing his best to hang on and avoid getting snow spray in his eyes.
While Jim was banging that fat girl from behind we all ran in the room and scared him. He jumped up and gizzed everywhere while she tried to buck him off; it looked like he was trying to ride a trash can down a snowy street.
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"Insert whatever you want in here" : Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib ?"
Franklin : Man fuck you, i'll see you at work
*after that, Franklin will face something that will make him think about the meaning of his life*
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Hand Me A Beer
..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"
-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.
"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"
Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.
A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.
Example/Situation
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
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This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.
Shannon: oh well!
Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe
“hey lmao CAN I PUT MAH BALLS IN YO JAWWW???”
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