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Bonsai Retard

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.

tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard

by Ball sack457 October 5, 2009


Retarded Fat Cock

Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.

Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023


Hakuna Retarded

It simply means when you find yourself or someone else doing something absolutely stupid and come to realize it. Then you or whomever has become “Hakuna Retarded” (It’s a beautiful phrase) and follow up by a great laugh

Zane locked the keys in the work truck and then realized he was “hakuna retarded

Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded”

Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”

by KSG Ndy January 8, 2025


retarded#0001

The best discordian on the app, owner of bleed bot, rival and wock bot.

Dude, did you see that retarded#0001 got ownership of Wock bot??

by retarded0001 September 16, 2022


retarded banan

A retarded banan is a banan thats it not a funkunal member of our society. It is probely ofended if you find them beacuse ther live in grupps of five or six.

To get away retarded bananas You need Memz for your computer. A USB is best for the jobb and you plug the USB in the ass of the retarded banana.

Jeff- I have retarded Bananas.
Gangster prankster- yass, you have relly retarded.
Jeff- let's go to the store and get a USB.

by Kaptenkalsipp May 22, 2017


retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different

Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him

by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023


Sev is a fat retard

Says shit like, "Ill say N----- if I want to".

Hey, did you know that sev is a fat retard?

by DuckyRoma December 16, 2024