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A fatass whose dick is less than one centimeter long. And got caught jerking in the bathroom
I am masturbating on this 30 second video
Thomas what are you doing?
Nothing
Are you masturbating!
NOO!!!!!!
1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
A very very very very very short man but yet hard as nails
Thomas is short
An alright geezer who you love having around you but you can’t stand at the same time. You want him to be your friend but they are also deserving of a kick in the bollocks
He is a great friend but wow Thomas is a dickhead