They were catching the crazy turkey last night
Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.
It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.
Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night
Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)
Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.
- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?
When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.
Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.