lard ass

A fat person

That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.

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cat's ass

absolutley, without a doubt, for sure, unbeatable, "can't be licked"

"That brand of whiskey is the cat's ass"
or
"I'll drink this whole bottle of whiskey, cat's ass"

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half-ass

The act of doing something without motivation or care as to the quality of the object at hand. To not give a shit.

Jon: "Damn we have a paper due tommorow?"

Chris: "Dude, don't fucking half-ass that shit."

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dumb ass

(n.) someone who is unbelieveably stupid or does stupid things.

Ryan, you are such a dumb ass for playing baseball with broken bones.

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ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.

Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.

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ass tourettes

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

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ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

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