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fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024


house of air

when u tickle a girls pussy ( it only happens with a girl named Ella)then they shoot orgasm into your mouth

house of air only happens if is a girl named Ella and if you are tickling her pussy.

by ????? powers April 12, 2017


magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!

he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"

by michael foolsley June 01, 2011


Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 31, 2020


`~`Electricity`~`Thunder`~`Rock`~`Air`~`Fire`~`Water`~`Void`~`Is`~`A`~`Hymen`~`

`~`Electricity`~`Thunder`~`Rock`~`Air`~`Fire`~`Water`~`Void`~`Is`~`A`~`Hymen`~`

`~`Electricity`~`Thunder`~`Rock`~`Air`~`Fire`~`Water`~`Void`~`Is`~`A`~`Hymen`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025


Air Dragon

when you try to shoot your cum into a girls nose but you shoot air instead

Jack gave an air dragon to a maddie

by SmallSausageEater December 04, 2023


Mid-air refueling

pissing while drinking water

I did some Mid-air refueling last night at 3 AM after beating my meat.

by d0gl0g September 04, 2019