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The thick gooey gunk that fires out of your gaping arsehole whilst thunderfarting after you’ve had violent brutal anal sex.
Adam C had brutal anal sex with John A, after John had finished with Adam, the sheets were stained with semen and blood. Adam thunderfarted so hard that he covered John A in Anal Starch!
When anal sex is so rough it burns like the desert.
Last night my boyfriend and I tried Arizona anal
When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.
Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes
The pleasurable sexual act of sticking ones soft, cushiony love sac (the female or male breast) up your asshole
Yoooo Drake I did some mad titty anal with my girl Agatha this week.
Definition of a (wo)man who thinks sucksass is the same as success.
He should be fired for incompetence but he's the companies top anal climber.
When he or she betrays your back orifice, it's that simple.
Annie: Did you hear how Daniel anal betrayed Cassandra?
Sam: With that hairbrush instead of his dick?
Annie: Mhm, what a dirtbag.
An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.
J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.