When you have a huge stomach cramp due to having an overdose of spaghetti
See: spaghetti
Josh: hey dude, last night I got a huge stomach cramp, I think I had too much spaghetti.
Alex: it was most probably a marinara bing bang
See marinara bing bang
When you’re a foreigner in a very small city and the girls from tinder you’re sleeping with were also railed by all the other foreigners. To think about it, y’all just a big family in a big ass gang bang. ❤️
Josh: Hey bro, how’d you know Kiki?
James: Oh, we had a thing or two, wait you know her too?
Josh: Yeah, a hook up from tinder, apparently she also slept with Ted and his colleagues.
James: Man, we do be in a long term city gang bang. Let’s see if Kiki’s down for a real gang bang next time…
When you get fucked against a wall TWICE!
Person 1: What happened to you?
Person 2: I got double wall banged
Smacking the bottom while plowing
Something so sweet you can't help but smack it while you hit it, smack bottom bang
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Funny words I sing when I am dancing.
Silly words that can mean anything.
Lazytownbing bangNickelodeonnick jr
Bill: *walks up to Julia*
Wanna bing bang diggiriggidong?
Julia: I don't know what you mean because those words can mean anything.
Bill: I meant fuck.
Julia: Oh ok, no I don't want to.
Bill: *sighs*
Bing bang diggiriggidong! (Which also meant fuck)
The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.
The sexual act of using a cylindrical, large plastic bottle in place of a Dildo or Vibrator. If the bottles capacity is more than 1 litre then this is refered to as a Big Cilit Bang bang. Cilit clit bang is however the general term for this sexual act
'Wait untill you hear the crazy stuff I did last night'
'What happened?'
'Finally Ella let me cilit clit bang her. It was terrific.'
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