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An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.
You want a Human Expresso with cream?
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The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.
So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.
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A fraud ass person. They ain't shit.
Julia enjoys biting ice cream so people think she is a bitch ass.
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1.Thesaurus: spanking the moneky, stoking the salami, playing tommy tank, natwesting, wanking
2.the art of masturbating
I am having another night in squeezing the ice cream
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The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.
Man getting oral sex from Woman.
Man: hey, i'm about to cum!
*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*
Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
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Code for a drinking party. So the booze is replaced with "Ice-Cream". IE a way to talk about a drinking party infront of stupid people you don't want knowing about said drinking party.
Hey wanna have an Ice-Cream Social tonight? I can bring soda and we can make floats if you know what I mean ;) ;)
Hey can you get some Ice-Cream for tonights hangout? I wanna get chocolate wasted!
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A nice big juicy round BOOTIE.
When A girl is shaking her bootie so hard that it explodes.
Hey girl lets mix with the cookie cream.
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