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Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

by BethanyElementary August 17, 2011

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


International Michael James David Day

Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.

Let’s celebrate international Michael James David Day!

by kingvon18 September 7, 2021


David Goggins In Duty Poop II

A Rare film only few could possibly ever see. The story of a triumphant story of a man who "Stays Hard"(Questionable???) while running 100 Miles to take "The Shit of a Life Time." A Mission not even Shia LaBeouf could complete.

Tyler: "Hey Caleb, Have You Seen Q Today?"

Caleb: "Oh Q? He's in the bathroom playing David Goggins In Duty Poop II.

I told him not to eat that week old burrito last night."

Q:(Yelling from a distant) STAY HARD!!!

by JustAnotherBlackDude (Q) September 8, 2022

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center

The worst school in North Miami, Florida. The staff isn't good. The teachers are horrible. The lunch is disgusting. This school is EXTREMELY unsanitary (there are roaches and rats everywhere in this school). The electives are horrible (ex: Peer Counseling). There are no teams nor clubs. There are fights pretty much everyday. It's a bad school overall.

You go to David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center? That school is so bad.

by gaycum's toes April 24, 2019


Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach April 26, 2016

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner

He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office

by The man in the back April 2, 2019

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Brooklyn Gibson David Avraam Creaven Clienthos Wyatt

A bloody nutter that everyone loves.

The 3rd member to join the boyband RoadTrip

Amazing vocals and is always up for a laugh

β€œOi those vocals are amazing, who’s singing??”

β€œOh that’s Brooklyn Gibson David Avraam Creaven Clienthos Wyatt”

by workingclassweirdo03 October 1, 2019