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A short and simple name for a holiday which celebrated thanks. This term is taking over the traditional, noble name of Thanksgiving Day. In turn, the commercialization of the holiday is getting so bad that people will forget what the meaning of the day really is, similar to how Christmas' image is being ruined by Future Shop's and Best Buy's take on the holidays.
Guy 1: Happy Turkey Day!
Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?! Do you mean Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 1: What's Thanksgiving? Are you talking about the day you eat turkey meat?
Guy 2: Never mind...
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Dandelion Day, an annual tradition at the University of Rochester started in 1951 and held in April on the last Saturday before Reading Period, in which students rise earlier than they would for their classes to drink and be merry. Usually accompanied by bands, carnival games and/or rides in the Wilson Quad. Actually stands for Drunk Day.
If anyone needs B to get D on D-Day, hit me up.
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situated on January 12th every other leap year anal day is a day where people can gather in groups of no more than 7 but no less than four to discuss and practice the art of anal sex.
Dan: is anal day coming up soon
Ewan: yes, I love anal sex
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Valentines day, the most greatest day for couples all over the world. Sucks for all the "lonely" people and they hate it but that also means less money to spend which is a good thing.
Woman-"So watcha gettin me tomorrow for V-day?"
Man-"Something really special"
Random guy-"you guys are pathetic, i hate you"
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The only day Couples Show ANY Affection towards Eachother
Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy
Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?
Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...
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Touching oneself masturbate
The boy twice a dayed to the movie he was watching
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The Friday before Mother's Day, when all the son's realize they forgot to get their Mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. So they take the day off work Friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of Son's Day), and end up with no money and no Mother's Day gift.
Son's Day was great this year, I woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. I hope I have enough money to get Mom a gift for Mother's Day on Sunday.
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