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It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.
guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?
guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?
Said he was gonna get the milk but he never came back he also never cared about his kids
The mom is usually happy
Will only return if you win the lottery
Your dad is gone and not coming back
One of the many shock videos from the late 2000s to early 2010s. In this video we see a man getting penetrated from both ends by 2 shemales with Def Leppards Make Love Like A Man playing in the background
Hey dude look up dad party
Sure
Ewwww
A man so fucking hot that you would immediately start cumming as soon as you hear the slightest mention of his name. His favorite position is taking backshots.
John: "You wanna know what's wet and sticky?"
Sean: "I swear to fucking God if you say my dad."
John" Yeah, it's Sean's Dad."
my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting
teacher: i am calling your dad
me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years