David Goggins In Duty Poop II

A Rare film only few could possibly ever see. The story of a triumphant story of a man who "Stays Hard"(Questionable???) while running 100 Miles to take "The Shit of a Life Time." A Mission not even Shia LaBeouf could complete.

Tyler: "Hey Caleb, Have You Seen Q Today?"

Caleb: "Oh Q? He's in the bathroom playing David Goggins In Duty Poop II.

I told him not to eat that week old burrito last night."

Q:(Yelling from a distant) STAY HARD!!!

5👍 10👎

David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center

The worst school in North Miami, Florida. The staff isn't good. The teachers are horrible. The lunch is disgusting. This school is EXTREMELY unsanitary (there are roaches and rats everywhere in this school). The electives are horrible (ex: Peer Counseling). There are no teams nor clubs. There are fights pretty much everyday. It's a bad school overall.

You go to David Lawrence Jr. K-8 Center? That school is so bad.

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

10👍 3👎

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner

He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.

David Michael Russell Anthony Weiner Wagner to the office

5👍 2👎

Brooklyn Gibson David Avraam Creaven Clienthos Wyatt

A bloody nutter that everyone loves.

The 3rd member to join the boyband RoadTrip

Amazing vocals and is always up for a laugh

“Oi those vocals are amazing, who’s singing??”

“Oh that’s Brooklyn Gibson David Avraam Creaven Clienthos Wyatt”

The ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug

8 out of 10 people guess incorrectly where the pinky goes on this one… coincidentally also the number of people in the room needed to make it happen

Tried to name the mtn the ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug . Although it rhymed it was to long of a title and voted down by the naming commission 🥺

David H-O-H-M-A-N-N

Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.

Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...

8👍 5👎