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Pick your ducks

The removal of dingleberries, as referenced by Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in a 2014 statement on marriage.

"If she'll pick your ducks, now that's a woman."

by pointedsticks December 31, 2014

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Holy Duck Fuck

1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.

2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?

You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.

You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"

by thatawesomeguywithweirdmum September 9, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


what the fuzzy duck

a safe way to say what the fuck without getting introuble

mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*

by fuck muffin March 20, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


duck tuck

when you get a boner in public and the only thing you can do with it is push it upwards and hope your waistband/belt can minimize the tent you are pitching. not sure where the duck part comes in, only scholars maintain the translation.

i was playing basketball and got one of those random boners. i had to duck tuck that thing before everyone could see it.

by rappatap November 1, 2007

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pet my duck

to give some guy a hand job.

guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...

by neoncrayon April 18, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


pooping like a duck

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).

1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!

by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sick my duck

less direct way of telling someone: "Suck my dick!!!"

Freestyle:

My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.

by Nick D May 14, 2003

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