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Ur name in madden and u play Roblox ur an okay person and friend just stop telling the person who wrote this to kill themselves
Madden: let’s play Minecraft
Me:okay
Madden: u suck die
Me:ur an okay friend
Madden: it’s cause I’m born on February 2nd
National Mr. Smith day. On this day, anyone with the last name “Smith” is celebrated to a great extent.
Wow, February 23rd is national Smith day? We must celebrate with neighbor Smith.
A terrible day were terrible people were born. For example people named Jonathan.
Girl: Who's that guy?
Boy: Watch out, his name is Jonathan and he is born on February 27.
It’s jasmine’s birthday therefore February 27 is her day
A day where you spend time with your friends all day. Go to the mall or sum?
So what do you want to do on February 27? You want to go bowling?
Your probably very pretty, and lucky, also successful if you were born on this day. 💍
Oh hey Kayleigh! Are you born on February 27th? Oh of course you are! That explains your luck and beauty.
Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun