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The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018


where's all this money supposed to come from ?

the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!

two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)

by michael foolsley July 23, 2022


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Urban Dictionary spelling wrong

I got "there are 2 error preventing this from being submitted" when I typed gibberish

by peoplearecrazy April 19, 2022


Keep your eyes away from me

Stop staring at me! I don’t want you looking at me!

All of you keep your eyes away from me! Fine! Hmph!

by ladyfzesimp May 7, 2022


Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016


Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD

She is something else. When she goes for a guy, shes not the ol' Lets spend some time together and get to know eachother, shes the type of girl to be like imma tie you up to a tree naked by rope and use 476 AD midevil rape weapons to use on her victoms. So if your the one tied to the tree then holy shit because whatever she wants to do to you she will do. The not so bad side of it is that when shes naked to, shes definently something amazing to be looking at... one more thing, shes "5,1" and has a big ass, firm tits and a gourgeous face so it wont be all that bad; best of luck!

I was raped by Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD ast night...

by Scott.R_4105 September 13, 2018


ken from barbie life in the dream house

ken is iconic, amazing, sadly a simp, but also cocaine bro

one random ep from " hey hey life in the dream house, oh yea life in the dream house, barbieeeee, life in the dreaaeaeam houseeeeeee, *bark bark*" but where talking about ken from barbie life in the dream house jeez no one likes you barbie

barbie:*builds the car without any help*
ken: sure she didn't need me for that but can she do this *flexes arms* COCAINEEEEE

ken from barbie life in the dream house <3

by Totally smart March 7, 2022