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A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
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Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.
Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).
Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.
When one puts goat cheese on another’s genitals and scrapes it off with there foot.
Person a: yooooo I just got nasty goat last night: person b: that’s lit bro no way
Being so cool to the point that your aura is as powerful as a goat.
"Damn she's got goat aura fr."
Penile white creamy discharge more commonly found in uncircumcised unwashed penises typically located under the base of the head.
I haven't showered in days, oh man I have so much goat butter on my dick.