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When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.
Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.
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Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.
Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
happy tree friends = Itchy and Scratchy
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For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.
She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.
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Another way of saying Happy Birthday.
1. — It’s my birthday today!
2. — Oh really? Happy Born day.
When a guy has a patch of hair on his lower back that leads to his butt.
"Yo, this guy I'm seeing has a reverse happy trail!"
"Oh.. that is not too happy"
After sex, the female collects her warm pee in a bowl and gives her partner a Deep Tissue Massage with her pee to relax him.
dude, sneha gave me a telangana happy ending after we were done. I think i need to be alone for a while.
The act of freezing ejactulatory juices and crushing them for your significant other to snort or use as a fun dip
Holy shit! You and your bird did a happy lewis harrison? Good on ya kidda