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If you can’t say something worthwhile, go do something equally useless.
- My friend broke up with her boyfriend, now she's very up set. But there's nothing I can do to help her...
- Well, I could try making out with her!
- Go fry ice Mark, I'm serious here!
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Also known as ICS. An disorder commonly seen when the porn one is downloading is downloading very slowly. The victim tries to contain his horniness by waiting until most of the video is downloaded before watching it, but ends up clicking play every time a few seconds are downloaded. This replicates one's desire to drink the small bit of water forming at the bottom of a glass of ice on a hot day, but knowing that if one waits for a little while, there will be a larger amount of water to quench one's thirst more completely.
"You need to get over your Ice Cube Syndrome. Porn is way better when you can watch it all at once instead of in little choppy segments"
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And ugly and disgusting creature nobody wants alive
The ice age baby is very disgusting and unwanted
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An ice cream pie occurs when one partner takes a spoonful of ice cream and inserts said spoon into the other partners snatch. Rinse, watch, and repeat eating as hungry.
AKA: Labia Sundae, Ice Cream Cuntdae, Chunky Cunty.
"Dude, Matt totally gave that girl an ice cream pie last night; what a gentleman!"
"Wait, so he ate Chunky Munky out of her snatch? Now THAT is an ice cream pie!"
"I gave an ice cream pie to the Dairy Queen."
"I can never eat ice cream pie again."
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The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.
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An ice pick jones is way to cause frustration , shame, and anger in a person. The "picker" jams his hand, which is extended into the "recievers" armpit. The quicker that one picks someone the better. The most humiliating part of this activity is the ice pick jones symbol that comes after the pick. With one hand you hold out a imaginary icicle and hit it with the right hand with a imaginary pick. This action is to be performed in the face of the reciever. The words ice pick, pick or jones can be exclaimed after the completion of a succesful ice pick.
There are several strategies to this. The team pick is when you have one partner grab the recievers arm and lift it up while the other one picks them. This can also be done with one person.
There are also rules for a failed attempt at a pick. If the picker fails then he must leave the sights of the reciever or recieve a free pick on himeself. If the person refuses you are allowed to beat the person.
The most satisfying pick is when you get someone in an urban environment. Classroom picks are less satisfying because the person is doing work and is not focused on defense.
Lifting a persons arm up and hitting them in the armpit with the open hand. Then exclaim ice pick jones.
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After farting, this is the act of scooping the fart and throwing it into a friend's face forcing the odor to his or her senses long before it would normally reach them.
Person 1: "Oh man, I just farted. You wan't a sugar cone or waffle cone?"
Person 2: "Dude, that's disgusting, get away from me."
Person 1: "Two scoops of chocolate coming right up."
*Proceed to scoop fart into face of friend, thereby delivering the Ice Cream Scoop.*
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