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Complete and utter bullshit, something I will never understand. Love is when two people kiss, hug and snog a lot because they have "feelings" for them when really they just want sex and to be complimented.
Woman 1: I say to my boyfriend that I love him but really I just want sex.
Woman 2: I say the same but I really just like being complimented all the time.
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If you're the one in love, and the person loves you back, love is awesome.
If you are not the person in love, it will probably fuck you up.
Love fucks everything up.
love, it's a insanely selfish and selfless emotion.
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A burning passion for someone else, when in which case, if not related you can, (and should) marry that person!!
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Way too complicated to define, and definition that you may have is wrong! The only way that you'll know what love is is to expirience it yourself
"Love: Avoid if at all possible."
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Something you never get and something I get whenever Specifically when you go to say, "Hello!", to your crush and you get a bubbly feeling in your stomach.
Sometimes in your genitals. Though, this version of "Love" is referred to as, "Incestuous Lust". It is not recommended to have that feeling. It is also recommended to bash that person in the fucking skull if you feel any "Incestuous Lust" if they are closer than your 4th cousin.
Now, you have the bubbly feeling in your stomach. You're heart stops, awaiting the answer of your crush. She pauses, thinks, then says, "Ayo, Hunter, we're siblings. Would doing it in front of our parents be more or less kinky?"
SHIT! You've done it again. It would be kinky (and pretty hot), but you'll most definitely lose all of any inheritance you would get. Try again.
You meet a completely new girl. She is smart, she looks good and is interested in the same things you are.
But, unfortunately, it is almost impossible to utter a word out of that pathetic mouth of yours. You can only seeth and cope with the situation. You continually, over the next 10 months, stalk her and learn about everything she likes. You eventually mold your entire personality to be compatible with yours.
But alas, it will fail. Instead, be like me and fuck your opponent's mother in the room next to theirs. Rail them like no tomorrow. Anyway, Hunter, you can join her and me if you want. Au revoir, mon petit fils ;)
Person 1: "Damn, Hunter has so much love but no pussy. What a pathetic guy"
Person 2: "Yeah, but Anon is railing his mother in the room next to Hunter. Let's ask if we could join his love-fueled intercourse"
Person 1: "Yeah, but make sure this doesn't become incestuous lust like last time"
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