When a man lights and smokes a cigarette while peeing outside.
The best part of smoking is having a relief light.
Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual
When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.
Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"
Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"
Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner
Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”
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A party trick which consists of holding a lighter up to your ass while farting, which emits a flame causing you to to spontaneously cumbust.
Hey bro, you ever seen the southern of the southern lights?
A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.
It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.