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Matthews are quiet. You think their into you but they never are, thats just how they act. They aren’t called Matt, thats too much of a bad boy name. They are really sweet.
Girl 1: That guys so awkward and quiet.
Girl 2: Gotta be a Matthew.
Matthew is the sweetest most generous guy you will meet. Matthews I am known to have the greatest hair and the cutest smile’s, seeing a Matthews smile or make everything better in just second. He’s tall and handsome with the best hair and best body. Matthews make the best boyfriends, they might be known as players but all they need is unconditional love for them to know that you won’t leave them. Once a Matthew finds THE ONE he’ll go out of his way to let her know that she’s the only one for him. You have to be very patient with Matthew, he’s sensitive about a lot of things but he never means any harm. Matthews also make the best partners in bed they are known for their hot body and amazing skills.
Matthew has the cutest smile it makes my heart glow
Matthew so cute he isn’t even doing anything and my heart is jumping with joy
A good person, unless your talking about me, then a real shitty person
Me: There is only one bad Matthew, and its me
A Matthew can be calm, friendly, and overall pretty nice, but if you get on their bad side they are the last person you want to see. With big brown eyes and darkish or black hair, they can be pretty cute, not gonna lie. They can be friendly, laid back, and just a good person, but they can also be a jerk who thinks it’s funny to make fun of people when a secret, like their crush, comes out. Don’t get on their bad side though, or you won’t ever want to see them again. They can be laid back and under the radar at first until you get one mad or get their friend mad. But if you meet a Matthew, keep them around and get them on your good side. You will never know what may happen around them.
Girl: Who’s that over there?
Girl 2: Ugh, it’s Matthew.
Girl: what’s wrong? He’s super cute!
Girl 2: I got his friend mad so I’m on his bad side. That’s the last thing I wanted.
Girl: Well, I’m gonna talk to him and get on his good side. He’s cute and seems nice.
Girl 2: Okay. I’ll see you later.
Girl: See ya!
A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.
matthew:My name is Matthew
Guy:what a loser
Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat
Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves
Matthew had sex with 40 people