Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.
a very big chad but can cross the line a lot of the time you are with them.
they're catchphrase is "I don't need a girlfriend I just need consent"
wow i got rooted by a matthew last night
no way really?
yeah
Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.
Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew
A tall blonde Gyrosexual apparently
Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!
Matthew is the type of person so gag on a cock. A Matthew will usually not have a knee. He is a park random and can’t dribble and gets boxed by as2 play shots. Matthews are generally super fucking bad at video games.
Matthew’s gay
Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend
Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles