A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.
This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.
Tammy T From the. D.M.I
That mud cricket is smashing all the dope men.
Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.
Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?
A happy hour Slippy to the Whoopi.
When I was done tongue punching her fart box she blew a mud shot in my eye
When a girls boobs aren't dense or firm they're just squishy like a bag of mud
They're not that great she's got mud boobies
Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
The inability to speculate what it was you ate from looking at the newly laid poop in the toilet bowl.
After the boys went barhopping together last night, John knew he had eaten something off the sports bar menu but couldn't tell what that was from his pluff mud he just dropped at the gas station on the way into work the next day.