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Performing oral sex on an unshaved women. Can be trimmed or pruned. Not clean shaven. eating out eating at the Y
"I don't think she trims her pubic area." I don't care, I want to nuzzle her muffin!"
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a bag filled with varietys of insect and animal shit.
DESHAWN: (ahahahah
TEANA:(dont worry cuz one day im gon come up and give u a basket full of muffins!)
DESHAWN:(wtf is that suppose to mean?)
{days later........}
Deshawn:(ahhhhhhh holy shi*t wtf is that get away from me)
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Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM
My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.
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the most amazing gc ever, filled up with dutch shawn mendes stans & amazing bitches and sluts, you'll love 'em.
omg look how cute those girls are! they're such a dutch muffin squad.
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1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace
2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again
3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT
1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE
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The Uber-death-muffin is the only known cure for Caids (a rare hybrid of cancer and aids). There is only one Uber-death-muffin known in existence, yet no one afflicted with Caids has been brave enough to try it, due to its warning label. It is said that anyone who eat it will have their Caids cured, but is destined to die in a way Over 9000 times more painful than they were originally destined!
Dude, so I heard you got Caids! Man, have I got the solution to all your problems.....its an Uber-death-muffin!
GTFO!!!! I'D RATHER DIE OF CAIDS!!!!!!
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When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually
She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties
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