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Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM
My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.
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the most amazing gc ever, filled up with dutch shawn mendes stans & amazing bitches and sluts, you'll love 'em.
omg look how cute those girls are! they're such a dutch muffin squad.
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A large, girthy, oddly proportioned, circumsized penis, that resembles a delicious Costco muffin, particularly their coffee cake muffin due to a crusty exterior. This term has also been used in reference to various other Costco muffins, such as their blueberry muffin, poppyseed muffin, and double chocolate muffin. Either way, the chances that it will fit, even into the widest of sluts, is highly unlikely.
These are very common and should be taken very seriously, so if you see one please remember they aren't dangerous (usually), and everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while. So take self medicate with some Rohypnol (Ruffies) and bend over!
DAYUM!!! He had a massive, crusty, Costco Cock Muffin in his pants! It tasted like the real thing!
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A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.
"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."
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1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace
2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again
3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT
1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE
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The Uber-death-muffin is the only known cure for Caids (a rare hybrid of cancer and aids). There is only one Uber-death-muffin known in existence, yet no one afflicted with Caids has been brave enough to try it, due to its warning label. It is said that anyone who eat it will have their Caids cured, but is destined to die in a way Over 9000 times more painful than they were originally destined!
Dude, so I heard you got Caids! Man, have I got the solution to all your problems.....its an Uber-death-muffin!
GTFO!!!! I'D RATHER DIE OF CAIDS!!!!!!
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When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually
She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties
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