A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’
You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.
*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*
it is you who is someone that is named someone and that is actually your friend who is you.
someone named someone
A bum that goes to a gym at 4:00am and annoyingly Screams “PARTAAY” . between sets attempts to flirt with girls by telling stories of how he was raped in prison!
Bum Named Chuy is here guys.. let’s make him feel at home and rape him in the sauna!
Bum Names Chuy is a piece of shit!!
Your Negg Name is your name, only it has the word "Negg" in it. You may only speak your name in the presense of the Negg or to your local Negg Name Guru.
Her Negg Name is -Classified-
Hanson is an extremely good looking and talented athlete, Hanson specialises in either soccer or volleyball and is unstoppable at both, he’s also extremely caring for those around him and will always look after anyone he takes interest in, not only that he is funny and popular. you should meet someone like Hanson, he’s going to go places.
Yo I’m gna go see Hanson (name)
Bet, let me come too!
An incredible person, with a lot of empathy towards others and always tries to help others with what he can
X:If you remove the first and last letters of your name, what would be left?
Paola: Aol (name)
Your Sunday name is the alter ego you take on by day 3 of a festival or weekend of being a complete party goblin. The raw, real (or imaginary at this point), hot mess of an incredible human being you feel like when you’ve released control and given to the good times wholeheartedly.
Friend 1: “Carly isn’t here anymore, Sheila has arrived!”
Friend 2: “What? Who’s Sheila?”
Friend 1: “Oh, that’s just her Sunday name.”