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When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
"I was going for a triple double but she blocked my boston cream pie at the buzzer."
She said she was craving chocolate, so I gave her a mud hut pie.
A sloppy pie job is when you stuff someone's ass with pie, and then fuck it, and then come in that person's mouth as they eat the pie off your dick
Oh baby I wanna give you a sloppy pie job
when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.
"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"
White female escort that has STDs
Hey fam, imma head down to south side and pick up some white clam pie, want to come?
When you cum between someone’s ass cheeks, you make a creamy peach pie.
Boy #1: Guess what I ate last night?
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: Creamy Peach Pie made by Meghan and me!
Boy #2: Fine Dining at best!
A sex maneuver when you put whipped cream on your asshole and clench and wait for your loved one to lick said butt-cheese off.
Yo did you see that one girl? I would do a Tennessee Moon-pie on her.