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A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.
"u have a fucking electron penis"
Something you only buy into whilst wielding a raging stiffy. Examples include porno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage, etc.
Usually I don't bother with paid porn but the genitals were hidden behind a paywall and I had to figure out if it was a man or a woman. That was a penis purchase I still regret.
n. When one's penis is so small, that it looks like a muffin.
Leo Yu got kicked in the balls, so his dick never grew; it's a penis muffin.
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The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.
Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!
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A person who thinks with there penis.
A guy who just wants to have sex.
A man who is horny all of the time.
A guy that thinks only with his penis and of his penis.
A man who believes everything in life can be in some way relative to the human penis.
A man who uses his penis to hide the fact that he has no skills in getting women.
"My ex boyfriend was such a penis brain, all he cared about was sex"
"Why do you always have to be such a penis brain? All you think about is your penis!"
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An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?
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An individual who participates in the act of flapping ones penis.
"That penis flapper over there is scaring all the children"
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