When you're head down, ass up in a shot!
I like this shot so much I Duck Bucket it every chance I get.
A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.
Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!
Person 2: ....
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket
Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
When you crap in a bucket. Also refers to the turds left by people who previously used said bucket.
"I did a bucket shit yesterday" "There is a lot of bucket shit in this bucket, it must be a popular pooping spot."
The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-
1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.
Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
Another point is not to try and live someone else's life, or what you think they have on their bucket list to try and outdo them at, but to live your own life without having to make a bucket list. You already know what you do want to do, but if it always ends up being something somebody else does that you want to beat them at or break a record, and that's what you base your entire existence on, you miss the point of it all. Why spend your entire life trying to outdo somebody else at their life? That's not much of a life. Why try to have all the same experiences as someone else, when you can already do things they never could? (for females having babies is one of them, along with things females get to do that males don't, though you never hear about female privilege, it's not a term for a reason, females don't allow anybody who would say it a voice)
Of all the things a female could decide to do in life that nobody else has ever done, it's a disappointment when they still try and do what males have already done, thinking that the grass is really greener for males. Things were as good as they were going to get for everybody, but some people still wanted them to change as part of some unoriginal bucket list.
A lot of people make a bucket list with things like skydiving or bungee jumping, things many people have survived. They dont put something nobody else puts on a bucket list, like driving a full length nascar race at full speed going the wrong way the entire time. 500 or 600 laps going the wrong way. People want to put something they think they have a low risk of dying from, and a good chance of living through, and call it a thrill. Your heart would be beating fast enough before your final seconds if you did something nobody else does for a bucket list item, at least then you'd be interesting and original.
The guy/girl turned 5 cars at the speedway into a fireball to do it, but people that knew him/her could say he/she completed his/her bucket list.
An emo who is surprisingly good at basketball
Guy 1: Jimmy Buckets just drained a 3 just like how I drained my balls on your moms face last night.