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The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!
Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!
An exclamation to use in a monotone voice when you want a**holes to leave you the hell alone.
"Hey, Sam."
"What?"
"I see dead people."
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In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
White people that are oblivious to other cultures slang /terminology. They get a blank stare when you say something is "on fleek" or "lit". Their favorite song to sing aloud in unison is "Dont Stop Believin' by Journey, wear Tory Burch, monogram purses, Pandora Bracelets and bring their dogs to brunch. There is almost always an awkward moment when anyone of color is around.
"Yooooo...I just went to this party and it was nothing but White White people!"
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1. Heroin, dope, crack, percs , Xanax
2. Chic Fila
3.any Italian food
4.duncan donuts
5. Wawa coffee
6.spaghetti
7.prostituting ass up the El train
8.licking strangers booty
I like food so I made a list of white people food
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During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn
James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it
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Much like stupid pet tricks they are amusing for the observer, but demeaning for the participant, whether they realize it or not. Often life threatening, dangerous, unnecessary, and, of course stupid. Including, but not limited to, russian roulette, sky diving, cliff jumping, hiking in isolated areas, letting your kid get in a weather balloon in Arizona, but not really, for publicity. Often SWPT can involve wild animals as well.
Guy 1: Did you hear gary got killed over the weekend?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He tried to feed a bear and pet it.
Guy 2: Ah, Stupid White People Tricks.
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