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Flips Flops you wear while showering because you know someone has just pissed all over the shower floor.
Jorge, you better put on some piss flops before you shower 'cause I just pissed in there!
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Telling someone to get lost in rude way
A douche - looking guy at the party asked for my number and i told him to piss off.
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Australian term.
1) plan to drink heaps
2) to drink heaps
We're goin down ther Pub for a piss up
Struth! last night wos the biggest piss up ever!
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An insult that has no meaning, that is used when the insultor cannot think of something to say.
"Tim...you...yousa piss fuck!!"
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A race and timed event to see who can piss the longest after drinking a six pack of old milwakee while holding a glass of ice water thoughout the entire duration.
Gentlemen... let the Piss Off begin!
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Lean, an opiate/opioid in liquid form. Doesnt really matter.
Lester: want a sip of my sprite?
John Jackson: oh sure man!
*hands some off colored sprite in a bottle.*
*chugs down*
Lester: Wait.. don't chug it....
John Jackson: Gorilla piss! How am I gonna take this test!
Fast forward 30 minutes, John Jacksons head is on his desk; some slobber is leaking on his test paper and he is feeling nice and warm.
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Engaging in an argument that really has no point or merit. It is clear that nobody can win the argument, so it becomes a "Pissing Match"... To resolve a Pissing Match requires two simple items. 1.) A Balloon and 2.) Urine... Simply fill the balloon with urine as you would an ordinary water balloon. Wait for the person that you are in the pissing match with to get distracted, and then when they least expect it, throw the Urine balloon at the ceiling above their head. This will result in a rain storm of piss and should arguably put an end to your Pissing Match!
The other day, my mom and I got into this pissing match. I found it to be senseless and the argument really had no merit on either end. So I filled up a balloon with my piss and threw it at the ceiling. You should have seen her face when she was suddenly drenched in pee!!! I win!
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