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"You mean a cup-holder pocket?"
"Nah, dude! Cups could spill!"
{bot-l-hohl-der pok-it} noun, plural Bottle-holder Pockets {-its}
The netting on the outside of a backpack (bag, fanny pack, etc.) that is made specifically for holding water bottles.
Not to be confused with a "front-zipper pocket."
Slate: Hey man! Could you get my bottle of jank (jenkem) out of my backpack?
Ray man: Sure, dude.. Wait I can't find it. Are you sure it's in here?
Slate: Yeah, chief. It's in the Bottle-holder pocket.
Ray man: Oh. Jeez. Found it. Here you go.
Slate: Nah, nig. You take browns.
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latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
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A boner.
Man: Bitch i have a wocket in my pocket
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What Mario R. does to Natalie A.
*** The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside .
Man , Mario gave Natalie a nice warm Alabama Hot Pocket last night . I could hear them heating it up all last night .
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Often confused with "moon docking" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun.
"I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!"
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an alabama hot pocket is a disgusting fetish where a male shits in a girls vagina and sticks his dick in it. or with a two girls a girl A shits in girl Bs vagina and licks it.
man i need to shit. want an alabama hot pocket.
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Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket where one deficates into a vagina, using the fecal matter as a lubricant. However, in the case of an Alabama LEAN Pocket, it is where a person shits in his own hand then masturbating. Often practiced by the desperatley lonely.
Alex: (Through sobs) I'm so lonely... I think it's time for an ALABAMA LEAN POCKET. (Proceeds to poop in his hands)
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