Glen Rule

If it is within 30 minutes of going home or to lunch - any requested activities which may interfere with going home or going to lunch may be postponed until ones return simply by declaring the Glen Rule "In Effect". Doing this forces the requester to return after you are back from lunch or home and reduces the chance of you not being able to enjoy your time at lunch or home.

George - "I need help moving these boxes."
Mike - "Glen Rule, catch me tomorrow." (or after lunch)

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Rule 41

when you are just plain awesome, you win even when you lose

BOOM! HEADSHOT!
guyfighting in iraq: wow, i'm glad i'm awesome or else that 50.Cal might have made a dent. Hooray for Rule 41 !

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rule 666

do not make fun of gryphons

person 1; i hate the devil isn't there a rule agaist that

person 2; no not even rule 666

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7-11 rule

The rule that states 90% of the time you call a 7-11, the person who answers will be Indian.

The 7-11 Rule
*Ring*
(In Indian Accenet) Hello my friend, welcome to 7-11

Rule 42

When you are being followed by a number.

Guy 1: I see this damn number everywhere, it's like it's following me.

Guy 2: Rule 42

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5 second rule

An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.

"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)

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the cowboy hat rule

A rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy'hat, you have to ride the cowboy!

Well seeing as how you don't made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule.

Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!

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