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Free pie day! A day to achieve world peace through the distribution of pies without charge
Joseph: Hey man, do you want a free pie? September 9 is free pie day!
Earl: Thanks, I love pies! This inspired me to bake my own pies and give them to my neighbors!
The most popular birthday in the USA. People born this day are either narcissistic or very kind. If you know someone with this birthday do not get them mad. They probably have very bad anxiety and ocd.
When is your birthday
September 9th
So is mine
The day all Urban Dictionary user watch Return of The King starring Elijah Wood.
Person A: It’s September 22!
Person B: *slowly slides the extended version of return of the king into the DVD player*
September 22 is gonna be the best day of your life, seriously you don’t have to do one of those dumb “to lock it in” things you’re just gonna have a really good day. Whether it’s tomorrow in weeks are in a year that means you’re gonna have a really good day still.
i’m scared for tommorow
why?
i’m not sure.
well don’t be
why?
because it’s september 22!
oh yay!!!
The Area 51 Raid that failed horribly. Millions met their fate naruto running.
He died in the September 20th Massacre.
The government tried to hide the September 20th massacre by saying only a few thousand went.
It's time for the girls to have a go.
The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September
National go have sex with someone you care about day.
“Dude what’re ur plans for September 15th?” Bro you know i gotta go have sex with this really cool person i care about a lot!