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The Hentai Lovers Club, or HLC.
A nexus for perverts around the globe.
Has some pretty astounding members, and awesome features. Go there and have a look.
www.hentailoversclub.net
"Hey man, let's go clubbin!
-Where?
-At the HLC of course! DuDe just posted some kickass Guro!"
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the act of ejaculating inside the condom during intercourse and freezing it in the freezer and then inserting said condom filled semen into a female's sex organs
Hey, my girl and I tried the Club Penguin snowball fight. It was ice cold, man!
A fan club based out of Robinson Middle School that are diehard fans of a student named Lexing Wei. They take the club very seriously and have tried multiple times to get his autograph.
Guy 1: omg you know the Lexing Wei Fan Club?
Girl: Ugh, not those weirdos.
Guy 2: You can’t spell weird without wei!
A gay, unwanted website administrated by a girl named Sara. Most people there fail at life, and unfortunately, have bad problems. They're all addicted to dogs and puppies and argue over who is the most popular and who is immature or not. It is over-populated with teenager girls and the odd man or rapist. In other words, it's the poop stain in your underpants.
Guy 1: I go to the New Nintendo Kennel Club !
Guy 2: I used to before I got raped...
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Why would you EVER want to be Tim. And image going to guitar club. Tim From Guitar Club is both of these things. They (for it can be both genders) are people who tell anecdotes about their lives, but accidentally give away easily mock-able information (like their real name is Tim and they do Guitar club). The mockery will go on for hours on end, and any attempt to salvage reputation through roasts will be countered with phrases similar to "at least I'm not Tim and I don't do guitar club)
Person 1: Bruh, Tim ammirite?
Person 2: I heard he does guitar club
Person 1: Bruh, that makes him a Tim From Guitar Club
Person 2: Stop saying bruh
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A group of girls opposite to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. These girls, on the other hand, have breasts that are so big, they turn off guys. These boobs usually sag, unless, however the girl is wearing a push-up bra.
Dude, Melissa is totally part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Andrisa, on the other hand is so part of the Smug Tub Jug Club; her tits are HUGE!
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Only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, MA. Kick ass tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. The pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. The food is grilled to perfection. The boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin'. Swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. NO RUNNING! There are no rules except for that. Babies never cry. Everyone is always Happy! Lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.
The Sun always shines at the Eel River Beach Club!
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