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A hot young man that will make your mum want to have kids again and reproduce with a child 🤤🤤🤤
The way he looks down at you with his beautiful stunning blue eyes makes you feel so unbelievably in love😍😍😍The way he speaks is so pleasant and soft making you want to put your hands down his pants🧴👨 💻
As soon as you make eye contact you can feel it in your pants the movement doesn't matter if your a girl or a boy you will still become erect😍😍😍
His strong veiny arms are so dreamy making you want to be choked all night while being rammed from the back
The way he has with his words can make anyone fall for him (mostly girls with last names like mitrotasios)
Girl 1 starting with letter A: omfg whos that?😍😍 is that Loki??😍😍
Girl 2 starting with letter B: No that's my boo boo bear shnuggle fluff UwU🤤🤤
Girl 1 starting with letter A: What's his name my lesbian babe😍😍
Girl 2 starting with letter B: Taj Daniel Lee😍😍
When being the best at what needs to be done.
I handled my job like Daniel J Vega
A really dumb British cocky asshole
Damn, Daniel Keith Rogers is such a shoe
That guy is such a Daniel Rogers
when you dance with a random girl at a club and the next day, you go to extremes to find out who that random girl was.
"After that random brawd kissed me last night at the club, I couldn't get her out of my mind, and I've been asking everyone I know if they know this girl!"
"Dude, you have a daniel radcliffe situation..."
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This is difficult but Daniel overcomes josephs brute powers of gayness. With a turtle on his side Daniel would f*** Joseph up.
Daniel vs Joseph Daniel would win
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Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
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1)A boy who is the equvilant of a walrus who is obsessed with pickles,poop,and/or eats soup with forks.
2)One whom likes to use big words to confuse his girlfriend whom he doesnt appreciate.
3)One who is called BED and is the owner of SOPHIA;also likes wearing sweaters so do "things".
4)One whom is amazing.
1)LOOK!That Daniel Zeni is a walrud eating pickle soup with a fork!
2)Daniel Zeni: You are an oxymoron...
Girlfriend: GASP!Jerk! *runs away*
3)Hey Daniel Zeni AKA:BED,lets play with SOPHIA!:D
4)Daniel Zeni is amazing.
:)
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