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Jordan Makenzie Yocum

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.

Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum

by Little mouse February 21, 2016


jordan b smith

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced

You can’t do better than Jordan b smith

by Helloandbye445 December 8, 2018


sono Jordan

A rising commentary channel

Sono Jordan is my favorite commentary channel

by Maggot1995 August 18, 2022


Jordan Quoc Van

A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.

Jordan Quoc Van is my boyfriend.

by Communism Buddha November 25, 2021


Jordan Panapa

Jordan Panapa is a guy that has a 2 inch penis and doesn't have a grandfather

Hey look its someone that has no grandfather, oh wait its Jordan Panapa

by GeoBoxing November 13, 2022


jordan prehn

Very sweet guy always treats people good but don't mistake him for his sweetness and you treat him with disrespect and his surprise you. #Sexyguy #largecock #toughasiron #hardworker #knowshowtofuck #willfuckyouup

Jordan Prehn will make you squirt !

by &bria December 18, 2016


jordan aitken

Mah bebe grill

Jordan aitken is big yes

by Colton82929 September 17, 2022