I'm Killed

Another way of saying "I'm dead"

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.

killing floor

There's 3 definitions of a killing floor :

1) When you stab the floor or shoot it with a gun, you're killing it, hence the "Killing Floor"
2) You're walking, you're happy and all, then the floor kills you, maybe because of some traps hidden in the floor, hance the "Killing Floor"
3) A video game about zombies, there's a lot of blood on the floor and slaughtering corpses, so it's a "killing floor".

Now you know.

1)I was walking like every day and I tripped, so I made a killing floor.
2)Jigsaw wants to play with me, ha made a killing floor.
3)Rick Grimes is slaughtering a hundred of zombies, that's a real killing floor.

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!

Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!

Kill a spider

Euphemism for defecating

I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"

Courage Killed the Canine

A Spin on the popular saying "Curiosity killed the cat"

this saying had 3 meanings
but the base meaning is about peoples courage bravery or Confidence getting themself or others hurt

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏: being too courageous can be dangerous to your Health if Done recklessly
𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟐: when people do brave things unqualified or unable to complete the requirements of the task their trying to complete they end up getting hurt and others hurt with their bravery
𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟑: When people take a risk out of pure courage and confidence they won't get hurt and ending up getting hurt

He got hurt because he ran straight into the fire

ya know Courage Killed the Canine

Jill kill

A young Hispanic teen who is “bout that life” from Allapattah 18block

“Jill kill is a hitter” said by others