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The Las Vegas Rattlers are the worst team in Las Vegas. Anyone on the team or involved with the Rattlers should consider themselves an asshole. The Ratllers are a team filled with losers and rejects. The guy running the team should do everyone a favor and quit playing baseball.
The Las Vegas Rattlers SUCK!
If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.
If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.
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1. a term for diarrhea. widely used by foreigners in China. From the Chinese la duzi, "pulled stomach". Commonly acquired after ingestion of unsanitary street foods such as chuar.
2. an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.
Sarah: Are you coming into work?
Kirsten: I'm going to be a little late. I got the la duzi.
Vince: What's taking so long in there?
Sheila: Oh my god, fuck you. Leave me alone. I got fucking la duzi. Why did you make me eat at that chuar stand last night
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The Patriots; the governing agency operating in complete control behind the scenes of America's political facade. It is headed up by the Twelve Wisemen's Committee. They were the ones responsible for installing remote apps into the software patches (in supposed correction of the Y2K bug) distributed to all National, Municipal, and independant businesses and organizations. This was in planning for the control, filtering, manipulation, and censorship of all digital information that is presently shared nationwide. The media and politics are the toys they hand out, with which and by which all of America is entertained and dissolusioned.
How do you know our alphabet only has 26 letters? How do you know there weren't once more? How does one know whether "Gulf War Syndrome" was legitimate, or whether the shots the soliders were given contained certain genomic altercations? What have the Patriots told you?
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La steroid is a baseball player who was born next to a nuclear power plant has a iq of 2 and was hit with 3 rocks as a child
He suffers from a rare disease called cockshotitis it’s whenever you make contact with a baseball it’s a 500ft dean center swamp donkey
Guy:did you see La steroid daddy hack Iv hit that dinger yesterday
Friend:yeah but he stole my girlfriend after the game
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Hidden codename for the Patriots in the Metal Gear Solid world. They're the secret rule in the United States, above the President.
The only people who "officially" know of the Patriots existence. These are usually the current President, James Johnson in this case, and his right-hand man (Richard Ames.) All former Presidents seem to of died, apart from the last one, President George Sears (Now known as Solidus Snake.) He was fully aware of the Patriots being a President, and when he got stripped of the title he formed a group called Dead Cell, to take on the Patriots, head on.
Soldiers in Metal Gear Solid are fitted with nanomachines. In MGS2 you find out that the Patriots themselves have edited these nanomachines, in the case of some 3rd party member who knows of the Patriots, the guy with the nanomachine will hear it as "La Le Lu Li Lo" instead of "Patriots" so it will make absolutely no sense. This is done in the hope of current soldiers not finding out about them.
President Johnson:
I don't have any control. The real power is in the Patriots' hands.
Raiden:
The La Li Lu Le Lo...?
President Johnson:
The truth behind this country... I'm not surprised you've never heard of them.
Very few are aware of their existence, even among those with codeword clearance.
Raiden:
?
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it means "the whore that gave you birth", but the word 'parir' (gave birth) isn't polite. Usually you say 'have a baby' (tener un bebe) and not ' parir un bebe'. the word is too hard
a person treat you badly and you say: "anda a la puta que te pario". (go to the whore that gave you birth) is quite offensive, specially about women. but womwn uses the expression as well.
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the most bomb ass pussy
the best pussy
cremé de la meow meow means having the best pussy
girl : these other bitches be ran through and having nasty pussy , I have cremé de la meow meow
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