A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating
My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.
Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.
fuck my life here comes the mike quilter
A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)
A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike
Pinche Basic Mike.
Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike
Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.
Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.
the day dedicated to the best person ever
sami: guys its national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day
mio: fuck off /j
sami: ilyt 🥰
He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.
That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.
some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all