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meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017


mike dodds

he is a nice friendly fellow and loves men in his bedroom. he plays a lot of farming simulator he loves his friend oliver gibson but sometimes he’s fat. ly mike x

mike dodds is leng x

by benissexy69 July 18, 2021


Mike Dunn

Quite a man, loves his Nintendo (especially in more personal ways) a bit of a living meme

Mike Dunn

by Tallasaur November 29, 2018


big mike

a motherfucking bigo troller

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.

by All women are bitch ass cunts August 30, 2023


Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

by Chuck_Fuck December 13, 2020


Big Mike

To rape someone

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.

by Bridgrkyorjsgejrkgmgdjsnrlg May 7, 2022


Big Mike

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The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.

Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.

by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023