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When two men point their dicks directly at each other with their holes lined up and try to cum into each other’s dick holes just to see who has a higher power level.
Wesly came into Brucie’s dick hole and exclaimed, “it’s over 9000!” As he won the battle of Dragon Ball C.
A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.
Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C
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When referring to your male genitilia in a comical way.
John: did you see the new cd?
Bill: No i did not
John: well you can C-D's-NUTZ!!!
Bill: goood one bro, you got me good
John: so you want to see them or not?
Bill: dude, you're a queer
John: :)
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the act of squaring an arbitrary letter for the purpose of sounding intelligent.
tammy fatfat told me she was skinny when i was drunk. in the morning i realized tammy fatfat was c^2 last night.
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A bug on old Windows computers that coincidentally, when typed into the run dialog box, and then running, would blue screen the computer. It was never patched. Pretty normal for an old Windows OS, but it's a good way to prank your friends.
C:\con\con can often be used as a prank like this:
Suki: So, you type C comma backward slash con backward slash (C:\concon) and then hit enter, alright?
Hikaru: Yes, what happens when I hit enter?
Suki: Something happens!
*Hikaru hits Enter.
*The computer bluescreens, causing Suki to laugh.
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A R/C car is a radio controlled car, which you can race with tohers
I just raced my R/C car with my friend!
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this expert level sexual maneuver is performed while in the standing 69 position (see skelton pecker for more info). following the point where you explode a wad of man juice into your partner's mouth, thus ripping her face asunder from the force of your ejaculate, you proceed to drop to your knees, busting her head on the ground, thus delivering a DEVASTATING tombstone piledriver...the likes of which professional wrestling has never seen.
dood: so i was bangin the lady last night...and i totally went for the c-ville slaughter!
bro: the undertaker would be proud O_O!!
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