Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

Peter Parker

Who?

Person 1: I met this guy named Peter Parker
Person 2: Who?

Peter Parker

Who?

Who's peter parker?

Peter Parker

A nickname for a vagina

Wow, i bet that peter parker parks a lot of peters

Peter parker

I FRIGGEN LOVE HIM!!!!! He is adorable and so cute

Peter Parker is spiderman

Peter parker

Orphan

Oh no my parents are gone I'm now a peter parker

Peter Parker

Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him

Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"