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Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.

I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.

by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021


Pirate Fanny

Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.

Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.

by Capgrid4 February 1, 2017


The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024


Patchy the Pirate videos ๐Ÿ˜Š

SpongeBoB clips you post, watch, and send on Snapchat.

Patchy the Pirate videos ๐Ÿ˜Š

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023


Pirate Vendor

A streetside vendor that sells pirated movies, music, and video games. Often found in SE asia and china.

Bob was selling 10-in-1 dvd's that he claimed to have bought from a streetside vendor in thailand. Pirate Vendor alert...

by Halvor October 12, 2009


The pirate

As you're doing her from behind spit on her back and pretend you are cumming....as she turns around, cum in her eye and watch her say argggg.

Last night I tried The pirate on your sister.

by Snatch master 7 July 22, 2017


the pirate

The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.

by bananen123 July 31, 2017