Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

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Who gives a flying fuck?

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.

Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?

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flying by the seat of your pants

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.

John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

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Flying Tomato

Fast red headed kid.

"that Tatum kid is a Flying Tomato"

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what the flying fuck

1. a phrase used by stupid people who think that they have swag, but obviously don't. 2. also used when you have seen something so fucking ridiculous that you are at a loss for words.

1. Joshua: (falls off his skateboard and breaks his wrist) "what the flying fuck!!!!!!"

2. Samantha: (sees a 5-headed snake) "What the flying fuck is that?! THAT is a disgrace to nature!"

Tommy: "Did you just seriously say what the flying fuck?"

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small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.

ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

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don't give a flying fuck

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.

hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.

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