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Kissing Cousins are those related by marriage as opposed to by blood
my brother in law cousins would be my kissing cousins
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The act of eating vegetables or fruits from a vagina.
My wife carried a carrot in her vagina to her workout yesterday and I gave her a Chef's Kiss when she got home.
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When a male or female squats on their partners face during sex with their rectum above their lips. They then prerry dog their poop slightly on to their partners lips and retract it back in their rectum.
Hey, do you want Hershey’s kiss?
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When two dudes rub their beards together.
Kyle and Chris collided during kickball and their beards touched, it was such a Lumberjack Kiss.
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When you and your significant other touch butts together and ram your anuses together repeatedly until the point of concussion
Hey babe, I was watching some Steve Erin earlier, and I think that we should australian kiss right now
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The kiss of death.
Spoiler alert:
In The Godfather II, Michael grabs his brother Fredo by the neck and kisses him forcefully on the lips telling him, “I know it was you. You broke my heart.” Michael knew that Fredo was the one who had betrayed him and almost had him and his immediate family killed.
With that kiss, Michael marked Fredo for death. Fredo (and movie goers) knew it was just a matter of time, … unless Michael forgave.
Why did you Fredo kiss me? Am I going to die?
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When you are in the middle of a deep make out session, blow into your partner’s mouth. You have performed a Pakistani Kiss.
Last night I gave some chick named Stephanie a wicked Pakistani Kiss. Her panties were absolutely soaking afterwards.
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