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The best film of all time.
Also a holy text
Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
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The act of applying used wet turtle brownies to a big brownie whilst brownies are hot.
Kevin dexterously performed the hottest turtle brownie of all time.
A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".
Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye
“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action
When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.
Navigating the balance between acting quickly and efficiently in the present while biding your time for your vast long-term goals. Bees and turtles are diametrically different creatures, yet some of the greatest entrepreneurs and leaders borrow traits from both to create massive change.
Elon Musk Used the Power of the Bee and Turtle Effect to Win the Race Back to Space
Marc Benioff used the Bee and Turtle Effect to Create Cloud Computing
That Bee and Turtle Effect allowed Cori to build a killer career
After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!